...and other stuff, but it's the popcorn mix I can't get enough of.
     
          
          It's a well-established concept that not every mutant can have flashy, cool powers.  Just look to 
Mystery Men, 
The Tick, or 
The Tick, or even 
The Tick.  If I could choose my own superpower, I would take the ability to put something on the tip of someone's tongue.  It's crippling, yet non-destructive.  Totally coincidental.  
But what would my super-name be?
I could be 
that guy... you know... the one with the thingie... and the stuff.  Don't forget the stuff!  What was his name?